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Riddle: I saw a dead cow walking on the street. How is this possible?
Answer: Simple. The person was walking down the street when the saw the dead cow.
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Riddle: I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
Answer: A baby.
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Riddle: You have a painting with a string attached to it. The string is attached to the upper two corners of the painting. In the wall there are two nails, horizontally next to each other. The string must be hung on the nails in such a way that the painting falls down if any of the two nails is pulled out of the wall. The painting must hang under the nails and must hang on the string. The Question: How must the painting be hung?
Answer: To solve this, loop the string around each nail twice in a criss-cross pattern, ensuring it hangs below the nails. First, loop the string around the left nail, then the right nail, then back to the left, and finally to the right, and attach the ends to the painting. This creates a configuration where each nail has two sections of string supporting it, but removing one nail will cause all the tension to shift, causing the painting to fall. 
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Riddle: What is it that goes through the woods and never touches a twig?
Answer: Sound.
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Riddle: There were two scientists who were looking through the woods. They found two people on the ground who where dead. They examined the two people and said they were the first people on earth.  How did they know?
Answer: The two people didn't have belly buttons.
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Riddle: A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Answer: None. A pear tree does not bear plums
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Riddle: A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?
Answer: Your nose.
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Riddle: A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me. What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
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Riddle: What kind of can never needs a can opener?
Answer: A Pelican
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Riddle: I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Answer: Tomorrow or the future.
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