Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle:
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle:
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle:
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer: Messy James.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer: It gobbles up.
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
