Riddle: What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
Answer: Your identity.
Riddle: On Christmas Eve, when Santa leaves his workshop at the North Pole, what direction does he travel?
Answer: South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
Riddle: I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?
Answer: I am a skull.
Riddle: Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Answer: Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
Riddle: If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?
Answer: Infinity! Technically you will never reach the door, as you can only move half the distance, no matter how small.
Riddle: A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.
Why?
Answer: It was an iron bar!
Riddle: Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Answer: A barber. He could shave other men three times a day and still grow his own beard.
Riddle: A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Answer: Who said this happened during the night?
Riddle: Some try to hide, and some try to cheat, but time will show, and we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know when you I do claim. Who am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle: How do you spell hard water with three letters?
Answer: ICE.
Riddle: How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
Answer: One brick.
Riddle: If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Answer: Bread.
Riddle: What can you find in the center of gravity?
Answer: The letter V
Riddle: Joe is turning 17 this year, yet he turned 16 yesterday. How is this possible?
Answer: Joe's birthday is on December 31, the last day of the year. The current day was January 1st of the next year.
Riddle: All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
Answer: The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Riddle: Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order, there are two possible answers. What is it?
Answer: Headache or Heartache.
Riddle: You have 6 eggs. You break 2, cook 2 and you eat 2 eggs. How many do you have left?
Answer: 4. The 2 you break are the ones you cook, which are the ones you eat.
Riddle: You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?
Answer: 4 Bagels.
Riddle: Jason is lying dead. He has an iron bar across his back and some food lying in front of him.
How did Jason meet his sorry end?
Answer: He is a mouse caught in a mousetrap.
Riddle: I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, and as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky.
What am I?
Answer: A Kite.
