Question: What goes up and never comes down?
Answer: Your age
Question: Brother:Wow,sis,you're pretty dirty!
Answer: Sister:I'm even prettier when I'm clean!!
Question: At Stop and Shop there is a butcher and his name is bob he is 5 foot 6 and he walks bonelegged what does he weigh?
Answer: Meat
Question: What has 4 eyes and is REALLY long?
Answer: MIssIssIppI
Question: 500 begins me
500 ends me
and 5 is in my middle
the first of all letters,
and the first of all people take their places in between
combine them all to create the name
of a famous king
500 ends me
and 5 is in my middle
the first of all letters,
and the first of all people take their places in between
combine them all to create the name
of a famous king
Answer: King David
(ROMAN NUMERALS)
500=D
5=V
First of all letters=A
First of all people=I
(ROMAN NUMERALS)
500=D
5=V
First of all letters=A
First of all people=I
Question: What lurks in corners,holes,alleys and behind hills,
is always still lives under stars,
blinds anything in the backround,
But flees from what makes things visible.
is always still lives under stars,
blinds anything in the backround,
But flees from what makes things visible.
Answer: Darkness,when the stars come out darkness aproaches and you find it in alleys,corners,holes and behind hills but when light spreads it goes away.
Question: A man has made a bet with a friend that if he jumps out of a 50 floor building and lives he gets £20 but if he doesnt he has to give his friend £20. How does he mnage to make himself £20 better off
Answer: he jumps off the first floor
Question: hay. you ar joe. Who are u. you ar net a gurl. you are boy. who r you?
Answer: joe
Question: There are seven apples in a basket. Seven ladies enter that room. Each takes 1 apple. None of them are split or shared, yet after all the ladies leave the room 1 apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?
Answer: One of the ladies takes both the basket and an apple and leaves her apple in the basket.
Question: you are locked in a car with a hammer.
how do you get out?
how do you get out?
Answer: you press the unlock button and open the door
