Question: you wear to keep your head warm but its not a hat you wear it if you lost it what am i?
Answer: a wig
Question: say my name and i disappear. What am I??
Answer: silence
Question: why didn't the skeleton go to the disco ?
Answer: cause he had no body to go with
Question: Little Nanncy Etticoat,
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose.
The longer she stands,
The sharter she grows.
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose.
The longer she stands,
The sharter she grows.
Answer: A candle
Question: What do we see every day, a king rearly sees, and God has never seen?
Answer: Our equal. we see our equals every day, a king rearly sees his, and God never has seen his equal.
Question: i have a soul, body ,and tongue.
What am i
What am i
Answer: A Shoe
Question: I'm between 1 and 1000.
I'm a three digit number.
I have a five in me.
I'm almost half of 1000
What number am I ?
I'm a three digit number.
I have a five in me.
I'm almost half of 1000
What number am I ?
Answer: I's under 500
495
495
Question: i shine at night what am i
Answer: stars
Question: What is more powerfull than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die.
Answer: Nothing.
Question: it is better than god
it is worse than the devil
the poor have it
the rich don't need it
if you eat it you will die
it is worse than the devil
the poor have it
the rich don't need it
if you eat it you will die
Answer: nothing is better than god
nothing is worse than the devil
the poor have nothing
the rich don't need nothing
if you eat nothing you will die
nothing is worse than the devil
the poor have nothing
the rich don't need nothing
if you eat nothing you will die
