Question: How do you fit 10 horses in 9 stables if you cant split the horses in half and 2 horses cant be in the same one?
Answer: You write out on pieces of paper ten horses! (ten horses is 9 letters and you put each piece of paper in a stabel!)
Question: whats grows up grows down?
Answer: a goose.
Question: Stapler it % eat the lead, what's it?
Answer: peanut
Question: in the wnba how many men are on the court from each team?
Answer: none it's the wnba not the nba
Question: I roll down like a rollercoaster and I give you a feeling of satisfactory, what am I?
Answer: A fruitroll up
Question: who is greater than god eviler than the devil the por have it the rich need it and if u eat it u die.
Answer: Nothing P.S 90 PERCENT COLLEGE STUDENTS DID NOT GET IT. AND 95 PERCENT OF KINDER GARDNERS DID GET IT
Question: Give me food and I will live.Give me water and I will live.What am I?
Answer: fire
Question: skin and bones flying high.
Answer: kyte
Question: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it's ajar
Question: There is a man that lives on the 48th floor he always take the elevator down to the lobby and eat his lunch. He takes the elevator back up, but he stops at the 27th floor and walk up the stairs to his room. Why is that???
Answer: Becaues his a midget.
