Question: A MAN WALKS UPTO ME AND SAY EVRYTHING I SAY IS A LIE IS HE TELLING THE TRUH
Answer: HES LYING
Question: What Begins with T has T in it and ends with t

hint its not the letter t
Answer: a teapot it begins with t has t in it and ends with t
Question: If a monster comes up to you and says, "If you tell the truth, I will strangle you, if you tell a lie I will chop your head off." What do you say?
Answer: You can either say, "You will chop my head off," or "you will strangle me." For example, if you say, "You will chop my head off." If he strangles you, that will make the statement false. The statement is now false, so he'll have to chop your head off, but if he does, that will make the statment true. Causing you to be free.
Question: if the red house is made out of red bricks the blue house is made out of blue bricks what is the green house made out of?
Answer: glass
Question: I sail the seas for money
As I attack anothers ship
Then I take the spoils of the battle
The enemy is in my grip


What am I?
Answer: a pirate
Question: Imagine your a conducter of a train.one train is going 67 mph another is going 566 mph.How old is the conducter?
Answer: Your the conducter so it's your age!
Question: if you go into a store looking for bread and you don't see any. how can this be?
Answer: your not in a grocery store
Question: I am hot, yet cold. I am liquid, yet solid. I am flaky, but wet. What am I?
Answer: wax
Question: I live in you the i am stronger than you i cant be beeten what am i
Answer: the dark side of the soul
Question: I am a monster in a dark tunnel. Pull me back and I will bite you. What am I?
Answer: A bullet.