Question: whats pink and fluffy? whats blue and fluffy?
Answer: Whats pink and fluffy = pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy = pink fluff holding its breath
Whats blue and fluffy = pink fluff holding its breath
Question: What travel's all around the world but stayes in one corner.
Answer: a stamp, it is placed in the corner of an envelop and the envelop travels
Question: if droid 1783 said the following: "I am noone, and so is everyone. Everyone is noone, and everything is everyone, while noone is everything. What is I?
Answer: Droid 1783
Question: whats black and white and red all over?
Answer: a embarassed peiguin.
Question: I HAVE FOUR FINGERS THAT FIT FIRMLY LIKE A GLOVE
I SAY TO YOU I'M STRONG AND BUILT UP RIGHT.
WHEN IT COMES TO WAR I'M READY TO PUNCTURE ANYTHING IN MY WAY. THE KNIFE IS MY COUSIN
I ENJOY FIGHTING WITH MEATS,SALADS, AND SOUPS.
I SAY TO YOU I'M STRONG AND BUILT UP RIGHT.
WHEN IT COMES TO WAR I'M READY TO PUNCTURE ANYTHING IN MY WAY. THE KNIFE IS MY COUSIN
I ENJOY FIGHTING WITH MEATS,SALADS, AND SOUPS.
Answer: FORK
Question: One night, a man and a woman went to a boat dock and got into a boat then they saw a sign saying only 2 people on a boat at a time or the boat will sink.and the boat sank
why?
why?
Answer: because a knight a man and a woman went onto the boat
Question: Im small and sometimes wortheless I sit there and look times as you pass me by I can not move but I wish I can if im found its a good thing but only if I cant see you what am I?
Answer: penny
Question: A girl wants a drink of juice that is ice cold,but the ice cubes are too big,she cant put the bottle in the freezer and cant drink from a diffrent cup to drink from ,but ends up with a ice cold drink. how dose she do it?
Answer: simple,she gets ice cubes from the freezer putes them in a diffrent cup of juice puts the ice in that waits for it to get cold pours that juice in the bottle and drinks it.
Question: I climbed a cherry tree, where I found cherries. I didn't pick cherries, nor did I leave cherries. How did I achieve this?
Answer: The cherry tree held two cherries. I pick a cherry and left a cherry.
Question: How many spiecies did Moses take on the ark
Answer: Noah had the ark, Moses had ten commandments
