Question: Poor people have it. Rich people can't have it.What I'm I?
Answer: Nothing. poor people have nothing.Rich people don't want nothing.
Question: The cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
Answer: A Promise
Question: This cowboy rides to town on Friday, he stays in a niht for 2 nights and leaves on Friday. How is that possible.
Answer: His horse`s name is Friday.
Question: Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail the she let fly.
And everytime she went through a gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

What am I?
Answer: a Needle and Thread.
Question: Which is the shortest sentence in the English

language?
Answer: Go
Question: In order to go on you need it, in order to leave you must lose it, in order to survive you must protect it, it is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?
Answer: Life
Question: xbox360 or playsstation3 Which one would you rather get?
Answer: neither none of those games eist there is no such thing as an xbox 360 without a space in between the name or playstation 3 without a space
Question: what when you buy is black use is red then throw is gray
Answer: charcoal
Question: I am Colorful, Fat, Red and White all over. What am I?
Answer: Santa Clause
Question: a guy lives in a hotel on the 11th floor and all of a sudden, he gets a phone call from his friend, saying to meet him in the lobby. so he goes takes the elevator to the lobby. He met his friend and decided to go outside. then it started raining so the friend goes home. the guy decides to go back to his room so he takes takes the elevator to the 7th floor and then he walks up 4 flights of stairs. why didn't he just take the elevator to the 11th floor???
Answer: he wuz a dwarf and if he had an umbrella, he would be able to reach the 11th floor button