Question: i can be fat i can be thin i can go left i can go right i can go up and down what am i
Answer: presents
Question: What word that people had always pronounce it wrong?
Answer: WRONG
Question: I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. Whay am I?
Answer: The letter E
Question: theres 1 in minute 2 in moment and 0 in 1000 years what is it
Answer: the letter m
Question: what has four legs but cant walk.
Answer: a table
Question: why was the math book so sad?
Answer: he had so many problems
Question: a man is wearing a black suit, black pants, and a black ski mask, and yet people can see him.

how is this possible?
Answer: it was in the day
Question: You have one red and one green marble. Put them in a tube. What color marble is visible on top?
Answer: Neither they fell out the bottom.. You Lost your marbles...
Question: The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me.what am i
Answer: A Cofin

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Question: youre in jail. But this jail is special. There is no way out no windows not even a door and all cement all you have was a table and a binaculars.........how do you get out
Answer: what you do is you take the binaculars and see what u saw and you take the saw and cut the table into two halves. Two halves make a whole and then you crawl out of jail through the hole