Question: why di the police arrest the bird?
Answer: he was a robin.
Question: what's black when you buy it red while your using it and white when you throw it away what is it?
Answer: charcoal
Question: The man who makes it, doesn't need it. The man who buys it, doesn't want it. The man who gets it, doesn't know it. What is it?
Related: Difficult Riddles
Related: Difficult Riddles
Answer: A coffin
Question: There was 2 men walking through the forest and found a man laying on the ground dead with a stick beside him how did he die?
Answer: there was a fallin plane and there was 4 men and only 3 parecuttes. they drew sticks he got the shortest and they pusher him out of the plane
Question: animal doesnot have feet?what is it?
Answer: snake
Question: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Answer: Hold it's nose.
Question: What instrument do you blow but can't hear anything?
Answer: A dog Whistle
Question: You are under a log with a bear on top of it and guarding it. How do you get out without the bear killing you?
Answer: You crawl out and then realize that the bear is sleeping and walk away. And then the bear wakes up and you run for your life.And then it catches you and then you realize that its a friendly bear. Then it lifts you and then a T-rex comes and eats the bear and then a snakes comes and wraps around you and you get stuck. then the T-rex looks at you and growls. Then a velociraptor comes and attacks the T-rex. The t-Rex kills the velociraptor, then the T-rex puts you under a log, and then falls asleep ontop of the log.And then you realize that its the same problem as the beginning. And the answer is, there is no answer.
Question: A Mr.Johnson and his son are in a car crash and Mr.Johnson dies instantly and the son is injured so they rush the son to the hospital and the surgeon said i cant operate on him
Answer: The surgeon was the boys mother
Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
