Question: what kind of cloths does a house wear?
Answer: a dress

Question: I have a mouse that dosnt eat chese I can surf without a wave and I have a web that dosnt have a spider.
Answer: I am a computer
Question: I am Greater than god,
Eviler than the devil,
rich people want me,
poor people have me,
if you eat me you die,
blind people can see me.
WHAT AM I?????
Answer: Nothing
Question: I AM SMALL N ALSO BIG. I CHANGE EVERYDAY.
I WAS QUITE TINY/SMALL, BUT I NOW AM/IS BIG. I AM BECOMING BIGGER N BIGGER BY THE WEEK/MONTH/YEAR.what AM I?
Answer: ME
Question: don't let the name fool you,te rockies ain't the stones you'd have to get over at this cow country clash,what is it?
Answer: i dont know trying to figure it out
Question: I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
Answer: Tomorrow
Question: a father and a son get into a car accident. the son is hurt, but the father remains unharmed. the father takes the son to the doctor, but the doctor says "i cannot operate on this boy. he is my son."
how is this possible?
Answer: the doctor is the boy's mother.
Question: Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Who am I?
Answer: Why, Robin, of course!
Question: You are a bus driver. At the first stop, 8 people get on, and two people get off. At the 2nd stop 4 people get on and 7 people get off. At the 3rd stop 9 people get off and 3 people get on. How old is the bus driver?
Answer: Your age. In the beggining it says 'you are the bus driver'... sorry i made u do all that math!!
Question: A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. How is this possible?
Answer: Friday was a horse.