Question: There was a man who has been in prison for 20 year. In these past 20 years he has never had a visitor. One day, after his 20th year in prison, a man came to see him. The guard was very surprised and curious of the vistor, after all these 20 years no one ever came to see him. So the guard goes to the prisoner and asks him, who is this man that came to see you? The prisoner replies:
"Brothers and sisters,I have none.
That man's father is my father's son."
Who is the visitor to the prisoner?
"Brothers and sisters,I have none.
That man's father is my father's son."
Who is the visitor to the prisoner?
Answer: His son.
Question: Okay, a boy and his dad are hiking, the boy falls and breaks his arm.They go to a docter and the docter says "I can't opperate on this boy, this is my son".How is this possible?
Answer: The docter is his mother.
Question: 3 men are renting a hotel room. The Manager tells the men that the price is $30.00. The 3 men split the cost and pay $10.00 each. Later that night, the manager realizes he made a mistake, the room was only $25.00. The manager then calls over the Bell Boy and gives him 5 $1.00 bills and asks him to return it to the 3 men. On the way to the room the Bell Boy can not figure out how he is going to split the $5.00 evenly between the 3 men. Just as the Bell Boy reaches the door, he decides that he will give each man $1.00 and put the other $2.00 in his pocket.
With that in mind lets do the math.
The 3 men paid $10.00 each for a total of $30.00
The manager made a mistake and gave the Bell Boy $5.00 to return to the men.
The Bell Boy gave each man $1.00 back and kept $2.00 for himself.
If each man recieved $1.00 back then they would have paid $9.00 each.
$9.00 times 3 men equals $27.00, plus the $2.00 the Bell Boy kept equals $29.00.
If the 3 men originally paid $30.00, where is the other dollar?
With that in mind lets do the math.
The 3 men paid $10.00 each for a total of $30.00
The manager made a mistake and gave the Bell Boy $5.00 to return to the men.
The Bell Boy gave each man $1.00 back and kept $2.00 for himself.
If each man recieved $1.00 back then they would have paid $9.00 each.
$9.00 times 3 men equals $27.00, plus the $2.00 the Bell Boy kept equals $29.00.
If the 3 men originally paid $30.00, where is the other dollar?
Answer: The answer is simple,
The original amount is a base of $30.00 the 3 men split the cost and paid $10.00 each.
3 x $10.00 = $30.00
The riddle however switches the base amount from $30.00 to $25.00 because of the refund.
$30.00 - $5.00 = $25.00
Now lets do the math.
3 men paid $9.00 each making the total $27.00 dollars.
3 x $9.00 = $27.00
Minus the $2.00 the Bell Boy kept equals the new base of $25.00 dollars.
$27.00 - $2.00 = $25.00
THERE IS NO MISSING DOLLAR.
The original amount is a base of $30.00 the 3 men split the cost and paid $10.00 each.
3 x $10.00 = $30.00
The riddle however switches the base amount from $30.00 to $25.00 because of the refund.
$30.00 - $5.00 = $25.00
Now lets do the math.
3 men paid $9.00 each making the total $27.00 dollars.
3 x $9.00 = $27.00
Minus the $2.00 the Bell Boy kept equals the new base of $25.00 dollars.
$27.00 - $2.00 = $25.00
THERE IS NO MISSING DOLLAR.
Question: When it is dark I can see,When it is light I always am hiding.
Answer: a flashlight
Question: There is a band that just started out. The band's drummer was the oldest in the band, but also the youngest. If this is not a one-man band, then how is this true?
Answer: Everyone in the band was born on the same day, so no one could be considered the oldest or the youngest or in the middle.
Question: What breaks when someone says no?
Answer: your heart
Question: what crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly?
Answer: a beespider
Question: 1 + 1 = what does it equel
Answer: it equels window
Question: What does man love more than life
Hate more than death
That mans desire contin
the poor have the rich require
none want me but still have me
what am I?
Hate more than death
That mans desire contin
the poor have the rich require
none want me but still have me
what am I?
Answer: Nothing.I'm nothing.
Question: a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on friday. how is this possible?
Answer: the horse's name was friday
