Question: 2 men walked through the forest and found a guy dead on the ground with a stik in his hand how did he die???
(hint:he was on a crashing plane.)
(hint:he was on a crashing plane.)
Answer: there was a plane that was about to crash with 4 people on it and only 3 parecuttes. they all drew straws and the one that was dead drew the smallest and they pushed him off the plane.
Question: On my way to the fair, i met a group. the group consisted of 12 clowns.Each clown had 30 cats,each cat had 20 hats, each hat had 41 rats,each rat had 4 mice,and each mice had 79 lices. how many of us were going to the fair?
Answer: 1. the others were coming from the fair.
Question: A man is hit by a massive amount of water. he looks up and finds he is under a bridge made 2 months ago. He then is nearly hit by a large piece of metal that fell from above him. The water flow then continues before he moves aside. What happened.
Answer: The bridge above him had a water pipe that leaked the first wave of water. Then it collapsed and the piece of metal fell. After that the pipe emptied itself.
Question: What happens once in a month, twice in a moment, and nevr in a thousand years?
Answer: the letter "m"
Question: What is in the centre of water ?
Answer: The letter " T ".
Question: WHAT WALKS ON 4 LEGS, THEN WALKS ON 2 LEGS, THEN WALKS ON 3 LEGS?
Answer: A HUMAN, BECAUSE WHEN YOUR A BABY U CROWL, WHEN YOUR AN ADULT YOU WALK ON 2 LEGS, THEN WHEN YOUR OLD U WALK WITH A CANE.
Question: why is six afraid seven?
Answer: Because seven eight(eat) nine.
Question: Whats wrong with this phrase?
Chestnut,Walnut,Spruce,and Pine
Market,Arch,Race,and Vine, all begins
with "a".
Chestnut,Walnut,Spruce,and Pine
Market,Arch,Race,and Vine, all begins
with "a".
Answer: Nothing, all does begin with "a".
Question: Out of Jordan, Tyson, and Jackson, which Michael has never been to court?
Answer: Neither. Michael Jordan's been on basketball courts and Tyson and Jackson have been arrested.
Question: you see me everyday in your house, yet you can never shake my hand
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: your reflection
