Question: Off I must strive with wind and wave, battle them both
when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land. In lying still, I am
Strong in the strife;
If I fail in that, they are stronger than I, and
Wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep. I can master
Them both if my grip holds out,
If the rocks bring succor and lend support, strength
In the struggle. Ask my name
when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land. In lying still, I am
Strong in the strife;
If I fail in that, they are stronger than I, and
Wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep. I can master
Them both if my grip holds out,
If the rocks bring succor and lend support, strength
In the struggle. Ask my name
Answer: an anchor
Question: What is greater then god,worse then the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it.
What am I??
What am I??
Answer: Nothing.
Question: Once you were bored. You decided to walk in the forest with your friend and talk all sorts of stories. Then in the middle of your friend's tale, that's when it slammed at you unexpectantly in the head. It is mostly metal and its specific metal appears in the front. You were still suprised and shocked after a while thinking about it. What is it?
Answer: Irony (for it is unexpected in some stories, mostly meatal for iron and its front is the name of a specific metal. I didn't say the friend stop telling his/her story, did I?)
Question: The answering machine replied 0 new calls, and 1 new message. How is this so?
Answer: You called, left a message, and said, "0 new calls and 1 new message."
Question: Flying to Dantoonie I met Five ships. Each Ship had Five Crewman. each crewman had five pets. How many in all were flying to Dantoonie???
Answer: One! I was going to Dantoonie. the other ships were leaveing.
Question: This is a very old riddleHolding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door.
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: A crab.
Question: You are driving a bus, twelve people come on the bus, four comes out. Eight more people come on, 7 come off. Finally the rest came off... How old is the bus driver?
Answer: As old as you are! remember, you are the one driving the bus!
Question: You are standing at one end of a hallway with three light switches. At the other end there is a door with a light bulb behind it. You can only visit the room once and the door must be closed while you are at the end with the light switches. How do you figure out which light switch turns on the light?
Answer: You turn on the first light switch and leave it on for a while. You turn it off, turn the second one on, and go to the room. If the light is off but warm it is the first switch because lights get hot. If it is on it is the second and if it is neither warm or on it is the third.
Question: If you throw a ball as hard as you can and it comes back to you but it dosen't hit anything and no one cathes it or throws it how does it come back to you?
Answer: You throw it up.
Question: THE BEGINNING OF ETERNITY, THE END OF TIME AND SPACE, THE BEGINNING OF THE END AND ENDS IN EVERY PLACE?
Answer: THE LETTER "E"
