Question: what goes up, but never comes down?

Question: There was a plane crash and there were 46 passengers. Every single person dies except 2. How can this be?

Question: A man is killed by a priest from a french missionary. Exactly two days later the funeral is held. At the funeral the mans daughter sees a man who she instantly falls in love with. However, the man disapears before he can get his contact information. The next day she is drinking coffee. After she finished the coffee she kills her sister. Why?

Question: 3 bald men whent fishing they fell over in to the water everything got wet except for there hair why

Question: i was walking down the street with a friend we had gone to ingland for vacation when i saw a little girl i didnt pay much attention to her so me and my friend crossed the street and i noticed she was crossing the street with me!i glanced at her and looked away when we got to the other side she was gone.so when we came back to cali. i saw her then she was instantly gone bye a blink of an eye!
how is this possible ?

Question: 1 man runs 3 blocks and then comes home and there is 2 maced men who r they?

Question: What is red,white and black?

Question: there once was a man from peru who kicked and ate at his shoe he went down to the docks and took off his socks and ask the fish a question what was the question?

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Question: Count the "F's" in the following text:

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SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
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