Question: Why did Benjamin Franklin throw his clock out of the window?
Answer: He wanted to see time fly.
Question: How many sides does a circle have?
Answer: 2 sides inside and outside
Question: What is so fragile that when you speak it, it breaks?
Answer: Silence
Question: Two twins were born on the same day by the same mother the bot live one side of a hill they never met they'll never will meet. What are they.
Answer: there ears
Question: A man goes to a temple to find an oracle,when he arrived he saw that there were 2 people identicle people standing in the temple, both wearing the exact same thing.The 2 men tolded the man that if he wanted his future read he would have to do something first.They told him that only one of them was the real oracle and that he had to figure out which is which.
They also added that one of them only tells lies,while the other only tells the truth,and that the man could only asked them 1 question.
What question does the man ask?
Answer: The man askes:if you were the opposite one(Meaning if the truth one was the liar etc.),Who would you say is the oracle? Because then the truth teller would have to point to the fake one and the the liar would also have to point to the fake one.Take a moment to think the answer over,this riddle is very confusing!
Question: is a hot chick cool
or a cool chick hot
Answer: you decide
Question: What can be broken without touching it?
Answer: A promise.
Question: Imagine you are trap in a room with 8 hungry tigers. How do you survive?
Answer: Stop Imagining!
Question: A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says...

"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son."

How is this possible?
Answer: The doctor is the boy's mother.
Question: Mary's father has four daughters. Their names are Alice, Jane, and Susan. What is the name of the fourth daughter?
Answer: Mary.