Question: The more you take
the more you leave behind
What am I?
Answer: footsteps
Question: As i was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wive had seven cats,
Each cat had seven rats,
Each rat had a block of cheese.
Cheese, cats, rats, men and wives,
How meny were going to St. Ives?
Answer: One, only me.
Question: A maiden's head so deathly still
Cold and quiet, yet not ill
Her long tresses(hair) hang toward the sky
Hair that burns when it is dry
Food to man and creatures lair
Name both "her" and "her hair."
Answer: "Her" is a rock and "her hair" is seaweed.
Question: First think of a person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.

Next, tell me whats always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end.

And finally, what is the sound often heard during a search for a hard-to-find word.

So string them together and answer me this, what creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Answer: Spider.
Paragraph one: spy
paragraph two: d
paragraph 3: er
Question: There is a one floor house.Everything is pink. The couch is pick,the carpet is pink,the walls are pink,the table is pink.Everything is pink. So what color are the stairs?
Answer: there are no stairs, its a one floor house
Question: A father and a son went on a car trip they got in a serious car wreck. the fater died and the son was seriously hurt they rushed him to the hospitle and they called for a surgen quick a surgen came and said i cant operate on this boy hes my son.how is that
Answer: it was his mother!!!!!!!two parents people
Question: A man rode his horse into town, on Friday. It took him 1 day to get there and he took a 1 day break. The next day was Thursday, how can this be?
Answer: His horse's name is Friday!!!!!
Question: i run but never walk
i have a mouth but do noteat what am i
Answer: a river
Question: what is wieghtless, can be seen with the naked eye, & when put in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?
Answer: it's a hole...!!!!!!!!!
Question: how many outs are in a baseball inning?
Answer: 6 because it did not say a half inning.