Question: One elaphant was chasing a mouse the mouse went in the mosque. How did the elaphant know that the mouse was in the mosque?
Answer: You cannot go to the mosque with shoes. The mouse took out her shoes and went inside.
Question: There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?
Answer: moist
Question: Brothers and sisters i have none. But this man's father is my father's son. How is this possible?
Answer: He is looking in a mirror
Question: my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his end what is it ??
Answer: a cup of water while drinking
Question: were did the football coach go to get his quater back
Answer: He went to the bank to get his quater(25 cents) back.
Question: if there was a dog cat and mouse and they were in a race who would win
Answer: mouse because mouse get chased by cat and the cat get chased by the dog
Question: What word has four "O"s in it?
Answer: KOO-KOO!
Question: A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half.Why did he do that?
Answer: He wants it half off!
Question: A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?
Answer: Your nose.
Question: you are stuck in a room with no windows, doors, holes, or anywhere to escape from. you only have a mirror and a dresser. how do you escape?
Answer: you look into the mirror and see waht you saw. then you take that saw and cut the dresser into four parts. you put the dreser back together to make a 'whole' and you climb through that hole.
