Question: There was a man who goes into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. Instead, the bartender holds up a gun. The man says, "Thank you!" and leaves. Why?
Answer: The man had the hiccups. He wanted water to get rid of them, but getting scared works too.
Question: there once was a man that was in jail he had a glass of water and a whole plate of food in the other room that was placed out once a week but there was a 12 inch thick door between the food and him. How did he survive a year?
Answer: who said the 12inch thick door was closed.