Question: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
Answer: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.
Question: a man is going for a holiday.
so before he leaves he does a quick tidy up
waters his garden, packs some cloths, turned out all the lights, gets in the car and drives off
doing these actions causes the drowning of 7 people and wet another 11.
why/how?
so before he leaves he does a quick tidy up
waters his garden, packs some cloths, turned out all the lights, gets in the car and drives off
doing these actions causes the drowning of 7 people and wet another 11.
why/how?
Answer: he lived in a light house,
so when he turned out the lights a ship crashed
so when he turned out the lights a ship crashed
Question: A child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash two ambalunce came they went in one each they went to different hospitals and the docter came in to operate on the child and he said no thats my son
Answer: it was is mother
Question: what is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?
Answer: An Elevator
Question: When you know what I am,
I am NOTHING,
But when you don't know what I am,
I am SOMETHING.
WHAT AM I?
I am NOTHING,
But when you don't know what I am,
I am SOMETHING.
WHAT AM I?
Answer: I AM A RIDDLE.
Question: why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Answer: because it was shelfish
Question: On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?
What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Question: I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite.
I have no scales, yet I slither through you.
What am I?
I have no scales, yet I slither through you.
What am I?
Answer: VENOM
Question: Hi! Ma and Pa told me I'd better say that all the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common ...... or else! What's the common factor here?
Answer: All the two-letter combinations are abbreviations of U.S. States:
Hi:Hawaii, MA:Massachusetts, PA:Pennsylvania, me:Maine, in:Indiana, I'd: Idaho, or:Oregon
Hi:Hawaii, MA:Massachusetts, PA:Pennsylvania, me:Maine, in:Indiana, I'd: Idaho, or:Oregon
Question: -what does man love more than life,-
-hate more than death, or mortal strife?-
-that which contented men desire?-
-which all the rich do require,-
-the miser spends,the spendthrift saves,-
-and all men carry to their graves?-
-hate more than death, or mortal strife?-
-that which contented men desire?-
-which all the rich do require,-
-the miser spends,the spendthrift saves,-
-and all men carry to their graves?-
Answer: nothing
