Question: How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?
Answer: Play the piano until you find the right key and you can
Question: A very vicious dog is tied to a tree. If you came close enough, you'ed lose your head. If he sees you, he'll follow your every step. Your basket ball rolls past the dog. If you are alone, how do you get your ball back with out being mutilatated?
Answer: Walk around the tree until there is no more rope left on the dogs leash. Then, grab your ball.
Question: Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide to become a hotstaple known the world wide. A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I'm best enjoyed amoung pleasant company. Some like me hot and some like me cold. Some prefer mild, others only bold. Some take me straight, while some savor my essence to which has been added a
flavor. So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; I'll send you back refreshed and full of energy.

What am I?
Answer: Coffee
Question: A man started to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?
Answer: He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.

Question: a woman snaps at her husband. she holds him underwater for five minutes. then hangs him nfor five minutes. a half an hour later the couple go out to dinner. how is this possible?
Answer: the woman is a photographer. she snaps the picture of her husband, develops it, then hangs it to dry.
Question: Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!
Answer: Toothpaste!
Question: I have 3 tails and you could fit 60 erths inside me,who am I?
Answer: a comet
Question: hOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU SUBTRACT 5 FROM 25?
Answer: ONLY ONCE BECAUSE AFTER THAT YOU WILL SUBTRACT 5 FROM 20 THEN FROM 15 AND SO ON
Question: When i go fast you cannot see me when i go slow you cannot see me who i am ?????????????????????
Answer: Ans : Air / Wind .
Question: Richard and Judy lay dead on the floor with a puddle of glass and water arround them. The room has one door and one window the door is steel and locked and the window is just cracked open. no rifels or weapons have been used. how did they die?
Answer: They are goldfish! a cat came in the window and nocked the bowl over.