Question: There are 3 apples and you take two how much do you have
Answer: 2, Because "how many do YOU have" and you took two away
Question: what is something that is yours but other people use it more than you do?????
Answer: your name
Question: A man applied for a job in an office. When he arrived at the busy, noisy office he was told by an attendant to fill out a form and then wait until he was called. He finished filling out the form and then waited with four other men who had arrived earlier. A few minutes later he was called to the inner office and was given the job. The other candidates were angry but the manager gave them a good reason why the man had been given the job. What was the reason?



(bet your friends that they won't get the answer; because they won't)
Answer: This happened in the 1800s.The man applied for a telegraph operator. Among the background noises was a Morse code saying "if you understand the, walk into the inner office." It was a test of theit alertness and skill. He was the only one who passed.
Question: A man enters into a bar/saloon and walks up to the bartender. He whispers a message to the bartender. Then, suddenly, the bartender pulls out his gun and points it directly at the man's head. The man says "Thank you," and walks away.

So, what did the man whisper to the bartender? (Hint: The man had a problem and his problem was solved.)
Answer: The man whispered something along the lines of, "I have hiccups, can you help me?"
Question: A man comes across a sphinx who will eat him if he doesn't answer the riddle right. Here's the riddle.

In the morning of life I'm on four legs,

In the evening I'm on two,

And at night I'm on three,

What am I?
Answer: A Human.

MORNING OF LIFE

A baby that crawls on all fours

EVENING

An adult that walks with ease

NIGHT

An old man with his trusty cane
Question: you choose when i make a sound, how i make a sound and how loud it will be. i move but i dont what am i
Answer: t.v.
Question: I have towns, but no houses.
Forests, but no trees.
Rivers, but no water.
What am I?
Answer: A map.
Question: Rearrange the following letters to make just one word.
STOODUWERNJ
Answer: Just one word.
Question: There was an man, he was in the jungle. He saw an bear and an lion, he had only one bullet to save his life. Who did he shoot?
Answer: He drinked out the beer and shoot the lion.
Question: a girl is born in japan lives in africa, america, Canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?
Answer: DEAD