Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
Question: Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
Answer: A shirt.
Question: Theres a man and he lives in an apartment. He lives on the 13th floor. On sunny days he goes to the 7th floor and walks the rest. On a rainy day he goes stright to the 13th floor. Why?
Answer: Hes a mini man and on rainy days he can hit the 13 with his umbrella. but on sunny days he can't reach the 13 so he presses the highest number he can and walks the rest.
Question: Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?
Answer: Because they have really sharp spikes!
Question: Jordan is leaving from a small town in Wyoming and hiking through the wilderness to a post where he will spend the summer. The hike will take Jordan six days. One man can only carry enough food and water for four days. Jordan cannot take a mule or any other animal to haul his food and water, because there will be insufficient food and supplies for the animals at his destination. How can Jordan make it to his destination?
Answer: Jordan takes two other hikers with him. Each hiker starts out with a four day supply of food and water. After the first day, the first hiker gives a one day supply to each Jordan and the
second hiker. This leaves the first hiker with a one day supply to go home and Jordan and the second hiker now each have a four day supply again. After the second day, the second hiker gives Jordan a one day supply and keep a two day supply for himself so that he can get home. This gives Jordan a four day supply of food and water, and now he has enough to reach his destination.
second hiker. This leaves the first hiker with a one day supply to go home and Jordan and the second hiker now each have a four day supply again. After the second day, the second hiker gives Jordan a one day supply and keep a two day supply for himself so that he can get home. This gives Jordan a four day supply of food and water, and now he has enough to reach his destination.
Question: A depressed man was about to jump out of the window of his apartmant. Suddenly, the phone rang. The man Sreamed,"Nooooo!" but it was too late. Why did he scream No?
Answer: He was the last man on Earth, so therefore he decided to commit suicide. However, when the phone rang, he relized he wasn't the last man on Earth but he was too late to answer the phone.
Question: A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
Answer: His mother
Question: How can we make 7 even? Although it's an Odd number.
Answer: By cuttin s Look : Seven , if we now Cut S then will get Even.
Question: you must get all of the things including the man other to the other side of the river but you can only take ONE thing at a time.if you leave the fox and the rabbit togeth while you are on the other side the fox will eat the rabbit likewise if you leave the rabbit and the carrot alone the rabbit will eat the carrot to stop them from eating there favorit meal you must be there with them. how do you do it?
Answer: you take the rabbit over to the other side of the river with you then you go back on your own and then you bring the carrot over so there is you the carrot and the rabbit togeth on the other side then you go back over with the rabbit and then you take the fox over with you so there is you the fox and the carrot on the other side of the river then you go back by yourself and whenyou get there come back with the rabbit.
Question: A king has a daugther. Two princes fell in love with her so the king decided to test them. The king said they should have a race, the slower horse will win.
They decided to consult a genius so he may help them with their problem.During the race each tried to reach the finish line as fast as he could. What did the genius say?
They decided to consult a genius so he may help them with their problem.During the race each tried to reach the finish line as fast as he could. What did the genius say?
Answer: The genius told them to exchange horses.
