Question: a man when into town on friday. he stayed for six days and left on friday. how can this be?
Answer: that is the name of his horse
Question: What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Answer: A rainbow!
Question: A man walked into the bathroom. He took a real gun with real bullets and shot himself right between the eyes. He did not die and did not have 1 frop of blood on the ground. Why???????
Answer: He Shot himself between the eyes in the mirror!
Question: You are in a room with no windows and no door. All it has is a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
Answer: You look into the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw and cut the table in half. Then put the table back together. Since two halves make a whole, you climb out the hole and escape.
Question: What do you do when life gives you lemons?
Answer: Find a boy with a paper cut
Question: 32 white horses on top of a red hill, they chomp, they stomp, they stand still. What are they?
Answer: Teeth
Question: Washington's wife went to wash the washer.How many w'sin all??
Answer: None i said how many w's in ALL!
Question: How do you change the words "new door" into one word. Note: There is only one right answer
Answer: You take the "o" then put the "n" and add an "e" make a space; put the "w" another "o" add the "r" then last the "d" and you get "One Word."
Question: I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?
Answer: A Coin.
Question: cry baby
You can take off all of my skin
and I will not cry
but YOU will
Why ?
You can take off all of my skin
and I will not cry
but YOU will
Why ?
Answer: I´m an onion.
