Question: Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because she is still alive!
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Question: What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
Answer: Alphabet.
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Question: There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
Answer: This is a watermelon.
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Question: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: An umbrella.
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Question: There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
Answer: $45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.
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Question: Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
Answer: On a Map.
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Question: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer: Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
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Question: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Answer: The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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Question: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did he manage this?
Answer: He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.
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Question: What does man love more than life
Fear more than death or mortal strife
What the poor have, the rich require,
and what contented men desire,
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: Nothing.
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