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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

What chins are never shaved?

Answer:

Sea Urchins.

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Riddle:

I am round or oval?  I can be light or dark.  You can cut me in pieces.

What am I?

Answer:

A Potato.

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Riddle:

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer:

Hiss and Hers.

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Riddle:

What do fathers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Pop.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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Riddle:

Why is a bubble like a bruise?

Answer:

Because it comes from a blow.

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Riddle:

What is the best thing to put into pies?

Answer:

Your teeth.

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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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