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Riddle:

What kind of music can you hear in space?

Answer:

A nept-tune.

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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Riddle:

Which President wore the largest hat?

Answer:

The one with the largest head.

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Riddle:

Why did the belt go to jail?

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?

Answer:

Paw-jamas

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Riddle:

What bird can be heard at mealtimes?

Answer:

A swallow.

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Riddle:

You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off.

What color are the bus drivers eyes?

Answer:

If your eyes are green, the answer is green. If your eyes are brown, the answer is brown etc.

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Riddle:

I always have one eye open.

What am I?

Answer:

A needle

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Riddle:

What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?

Answer:

Use tooth paste.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?

Answer:

He kneaded the dough.

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