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Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Both need beating.
What chins are never shaved?
Sea Urchins.
I am round or oval? I can be light or dark. You can cut me in pieces. What am I?
I am round or oval? I can be light or dark. You can cut me in pieces.
What am I?
A Potato.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
What do fathers sing in the shower?
Pop.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
When does one become soured?
When he is in a pickle.
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Because it comes from a blow.
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Your teeth.
What islands should have good singers?
The Canary islands.
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