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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What animals would be the best at playing video games?

Answer:

An octopus.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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