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What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
An octopus.
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
What islands should have good singers?
The Canary islands.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
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