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What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A knight gown!
Which President wore the largest hat?
The one with the largest head.
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Paw-jamas
I always have one eye open. What am I?
I always have one eye open.
What am I?
A needle
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
A swallow.
What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Use tooth paste.
Why did the belt go to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants.
You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off.
What color are the bus drivers eyes?
If your eyes are green, the answer is green. If your eyes are brown, the answer is brown etc.
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
A flying sorcerer!
Only two back bones and a thousand ribs. What am I?
Only two back bones and a thousand ribs.
Railroad track.
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