Riddle: There are three people. one is named manners, one is named trouble and the other is named shut up idiot. trouble gets lost so manners and shut up idiot go down to the police. Manners stays outside and shut up idiot goes in. The police man asks him 3 questions and then arrests him. what are the three questions?
Answer: the 1st is "what is ur name?"
replied "shut up idiot"^
the 2nd is "where is ur manners?"
replied "outside i think"^
The last is "are you looking for trouble?"
who wouldn't arrest him after that!