9.Ask,"excuse me,are you a really bad singer or a really bad actor?
8.After he describes all the specials you yell GARBAGE!!!
7.Wherever he walks by,mummer Minnimum wage
6.Every few seconds,yell,"More waffles cuomu!!!"
5.Insist that before ordering,you be allowed to touch the london broil.
4.Tie tablecloth around neck and say,"You wont charge superman for dinner,would you?"
3.Every time you eat or drink you cough really hard.
2.As he walks to the kitchen scream,He's going to spit in the chowder!!!"
1.Three words: eat the check.
There is nothing on the answer page!!!!!
10.Eight hour lunch,two dollar tip