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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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Riddle:

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Answer:

Because he wants to go to High school

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Riddle:

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?

Answer:

Your own nose.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?

Answer:

5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.

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Riddle:

What is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing.

What is it?

Answer:

The elephants shadow.

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Riddle:

What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Answer:

This person would be your mother.

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Riddle:

A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible?

Answer:

He was only on the first step.

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Riddle:

The more there is the less you see. What is it?

Answer:

Darkness.

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Riddle:

What is the hardest key to turn?

Answer:

A don-key

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