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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

What is small, purple, and dangerous?

Answer:

A grape with a six-shooter.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it is a-jar.

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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Riddle:

Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers.

How much money did she spend on markers

Answer:

$9.00 on markers

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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