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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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Riddle:

Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers.

How much money did she spend on markers

Answer:

$9.00 on markers

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Riddle:

A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn! In which direction are they now facing?

Answer:

East. A right turn is 90 degrees, an about turn is 180 degrees, and a left turn is also 90 degrees. Therefore, the soldiers are now facing east.

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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