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Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
When are eyes not eyes?
When the wind makes them water.
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
It has a spring in it
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Because there are more of them!
Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?
An Octopus.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
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