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What is a bare-faced liar?
One without whiskers.
Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Because it's a long time before they leave.
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Because it works both ways.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
A grape with a six-shooter.
What kind of money do vampires use?
Blood money!
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
When is a door not a door?
When it is a-jar.
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers
$9.00 on markers
Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
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