Riddle: A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle: What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter "g".
Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle: If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
Answer: Tomatoes.
Riddle: A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Answer: Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Riddle: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle: A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: They are survivors, you don't bury them.
Riddle: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
Riddle: There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
