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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

What does a troll call his apartment?

Answer:

Gnome sweet gnome.

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Riddle:

Knock, Knock!

Whos there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Answer:

Ivan to suck your blood.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Answer:

It has a spring in it

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?

Answer:

An Octopus.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

A broom with a view.

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