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Riddle:

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

Answer:

Five minutes.

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Riddle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer:

He Neverlands.

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Riddle:

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Answer:

Meat.

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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Answer:

Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)

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Riddle:

What is faster hot or cold?

Answer:

Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?

Answer:

Any, Houses can't jump.

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Riddle:

Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Answer:

Because they have no-body to go with.

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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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