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On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
In Noah's Ark.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
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