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How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under the g'rilla
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wants to go to High school
No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?
Your own nose.
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?
5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
What is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing. What is it?
What is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing.
What is it?
The elephants shadow.
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
This person would be your mother.
A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible?
He was only on the first step.
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What is the hardest key to turn?
A don-key
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