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When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
When is a ship at sea not on the water?
When she is on fire.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What is a bare-faced liar?
One without whiskers.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
When are eyes not eyes?
When the wind makes them water.
What kind of money do vampires use?
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
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