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Riddle:

Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Answer:

Because he always gets lost at sea!

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Riddle:

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?

Answer:

Because the students are bright.

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Riddle:

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Answer:

The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

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Riddle:

I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. I'm found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?

Answer:

Yarn.

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Riddle:

A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?

Answer:

A needle.

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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

What has toes but no feet or legs?

Answer:

Tomatoes.

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Riddle:

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer:

Lunch and dinner.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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Riddle:

What is the end of everything?

Answer:

The letter "g".

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