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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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