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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

What is faster hot or cold?

Answer:

Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

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Riddle:

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?

Answer:

Because the students are bright.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Answer:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Riddle:

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Answer:

Because they always drop their needles.

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Riddle:

What question can never be answered with a Yes?

Answer:

Are you asleep?

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?

Answer:

Dasher.

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Riddle:

What jack has a head but no body?

Answer:

Jack-o-lantern.

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Riddle:

I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

Answer:

The wind.

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