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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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Riddle:

I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.

What am I?

Answer:

The Nike Symbol.

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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