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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What is small, purple, and dangerous?

Answer:

A grape with a six-shooter.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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