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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

Why is a bubble like a bruise?

Answer:

Because it comes from a blow.

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Riddle:

What chins are never shaved?

Answer:

Sea Urchins.

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Riddle:

Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?

Answer:

To make himself a hero sandwhich!

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

Why are artist no good in sports matches?

Answer:

Because they keep drawing.

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Riddle:

In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?

Answer:

In Noah's Ark.

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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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