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What islands should have good singers?
The Canary islands.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Because it comes from a blow.
What chins are never shaved?
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
To make himself a hero sandwhich!
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Tell it a scary story!
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Because they keep drawing.
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
In Noah's Ark.
What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
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