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Riddle:

Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?

Answer:

A fart.

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Riddle:

I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. I'm found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?

Answer:

Yarn.

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Riddle:

I am wet when drying. What am I?

Answer:

A towel.

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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

What has toes but no feet or legs?

Answer:

Tomatoes.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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Riddle:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Answer:

Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)

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Riddle:

What is the end of everything?

Answer:

The letter "g".

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Riddle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer:

He Neverlands.

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Riddle:

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Answer:

Meat.

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