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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What is small, purple, and dangerous?

Answer:

A grape with a six-shooter.

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Riddle:

Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers.

How much money did she spend on markers

Answer:

$9.00 on markers

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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