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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn! In which direction are they now facing?

Answer:

East. A right turn is 90 degrees, an about turn is 180 degrees, and a left turn is also 90 degrees. Therefore, the soldiers are now facing east.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it's ajar.

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