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Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Because it works both ways.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
A grape with a six-shooter.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
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