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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What do fathers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Pop.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

Answer:

All the difference in the world.

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Riddle:

A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn! In which direction are they now facing?

Answer:

East. A right turn is 90 degrees, an about turn is 180 degrees, and a left turn is also 90 degrees. Therefore, the soldiers are now facing east.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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