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What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What do fathers sing in the shower?
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
All the difference in the world.
A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn! In which direction are they now facing?
East. A right turn is 90 degrees, an about turn is 180 degrees, and a left turn is also 90 degrees. Therefore, the soldiers are now facing east.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Which is the oldest tree?
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
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