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What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
All the difference in the world.
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Because it comes from a blow.
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
To make himself a hero sandwhich!
When is a clock dangerous?
When it runs down and strikes.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
What do fathers sing in the shower?
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