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Riddle:

What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?

Answer:

A chicken that plucks itself.

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Riddle:

What do fathers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Pop.

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Riddle:

When are boys like bears?

Answer:

When bare-footed.

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Riddle:

When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been.

Who was I?

Answer:

Christopher Columbus - when he found the Americas.

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Riddle:

What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer:

Whipped Scream.

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Riddle:

What do elves do after school?

Answer:

Gnomework!

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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Riddle:

What have eyes but cannot see?

Answer:

Potatoes.

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