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Riddle:

Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?

Answer:

To make himself a hero sandwhich!

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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Riddle:

In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?

Answer:

In Noah's Ark.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

Answer:

All the difference in the world.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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