Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: When is a clock dangerous?
Answer: When it runs down and strikes.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle: The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.