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What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody. What am I?
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.
What am I?
I am a mirror.
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
Four fingers and a thumb, Yet flesh and blood, I have none. What am I?
Four fingers and a thumb,
Yet flesh and blood,
I have none.
A glove.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
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