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Riddle:

Only two back bones and a thousand ribs.

What am I?

 

Answer:

Railroad track.

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Riddle:

What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?

Answer:

A toiletry.

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Riddle:

What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?

Answer:

A hamsterjam.

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Riddle:

What happens when a sea monster gets angry?

Answer:

It causes a comm-ocean.

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Riddle:

Where do coal diggers play baseball?

Answer:

The minor (miner) leages.

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Riddle:

When do you see sheep in ink?

Answer:

When you draw them in pen!

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Riddle:

When do truck drivers stop to eat?

Answer:

Whenever they come to a fork in the road.

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Riddle:

Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?

Answer:

He heard it was a place to have a steak out.

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Riddle:

What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?

Answer:

A chicken that plucks itself.

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Riddle:

How was the robot gorilla fixed?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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