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Riddle:

What makes a pair of shoes?

Answer:

Two shoes.

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Riddle:

What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?

Answer:

A toiletry.

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Riddle:

Where do coal diggers play baseball?

Answer:

The minor (miner) leages.

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Riddle:

What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?

Answer:

A hamsterjam.

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Riddle:

What happens when a sea monster gets angry?

Answer:

It causes a comm-ocean.

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Riddle:

What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer:

Whipped Scream.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

When do truck drivers stop to eat?

Answer:

Whenever they come to a fork in the road.

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Riddle:

Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?

Answer:

He heard it was a place to have a steak out.

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Riddle:

When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been.

Who was I?

Answer:

Christopher Columbus - when he found the Americas.

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