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Only two back bones and a thousand ribs. What am I?
Only two back bones and a thousand ribs.
What am I?
Railroad track.
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
A toiletry.
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
A hamsterjam.
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
It causes a comm-ocean.
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
The minor (miner) leages.
When do you see sheep in ink?
When you draw them in pen!
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
A chicken that plucks itself.
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
With a monkey wrench.
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