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What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
A toiletry.
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
He kneaded the dough.
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
A hamsterjam.
When do you see sheep in ink?
When you draw them in pen!
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
It causes a comm-ocean.
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
The minor (miner) leages.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
A chicken that plucks itself.
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
With a monkey wrench.
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