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Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
When is a clock dangerous?
When it runs down and strikes.
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
In Noah's Ark.
Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Because it's a long time before they leave.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
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