Riddle: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
Answer: This is a watermelon.
Riddle: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
Answer: They all do.
Riddle: What time does a tennis player get up?
Answer: Ten-ish.
Riddle: There is an ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Answer: A window.
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Answer: Cupid.
Riddle: Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle: What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle: I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
Answer: The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
Riddle: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Answer: Because of all the wrapping.