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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

When is a clock dangerous?

Answer:

When it runs down and strikes.

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Riddle:

In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?

Answer:

In Noah's Ark.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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