Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
When may a man call his wife "honey"? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: Through me you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle: On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.