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Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool. What am I?
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
The Nike Symbol.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
It goes through the door without pinching It sits on the stove without burning It sits on the table Not ashamed
The Sun
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
A vampirate.
What pets make stirring music?
Trumpets.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
Through me you see through things. What am I?
An X-ray machine.
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