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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.

What am I?

Answer:

The Nike Symbol.

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

It goes through the door
without pinching

It sits on the stove
without burning

It sits on the table
Not ashamed

Answer:

The Sun

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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

What pets make stirring music?

Answer:

Trumpets.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?

Answer:

Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.

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Riddle:

Through me you see through things. What am I?

Answer:

An X-ray machine.

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