Riddle: A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle: What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle: What do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair?
Answer: Rock-N-roll.
Riddle: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle: What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle: Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because she is still alive!
Riddle: What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle: What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
