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Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle: When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle: What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
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Riddle: I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?
Answer: Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.
Riddle: Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle: Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle: Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
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