Riddle: When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is ajar.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle: When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle: No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer: Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.