Riddle: Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle: When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle: Seven kids are in line for a carnival ride. Third, in line is Joe, and two spots ahead of him are Kylie. Seventh in line is Kate, in front of Kate is Rylie, behind Joe is Chris, Elizabeth is ahead of John in line. What is the order of the line?
Answer: 1. Kylie 2. Elizabeth 3. Joe 4. Chris 5. John 6. Rylie 7. Kate.
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about its appearance?
Answer: A dandelion (dandy lion).
Riddle: A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
Answer: he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
Riddle: 1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?
2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street without breaking the law. How come?
3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases.
2. The truck driver was walking.
3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Riddle: Tear off one and scratch its head, what was red is now black instead. What is It?
Answer: A Matchstick!
Riddle: What does the Easter Bunny do after it takes a shower?
Answer: He uses a Hare dryer
Riddle: What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer: Cottage cheese!
