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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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Riddle:

In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?

Answer:

In Noah's Ark.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What is small, purple, and dangerous?

Answer:

A grape with a six-shooter.

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Riddle:

Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?

Answer:

There is no word in the English language that rhymes with them.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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