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Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
When does one become soured?
When he is in a pickle.
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
In Noah's Ark.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
A grape with a six-shooter.
Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?
There is no word in the English language that rhymes with them.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
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