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Riddle: Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
Answer: He kept quacking the eggs.
Riddle: Take a look at it, you surely won't be shook! Let it happen, you surely will get shook! What is it?
Answer: A Surprise.
Riddle: What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like?
Answer: One's with hoppy endings!
Riddle: Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle: What is the capital in Washington
Answer: The letter "W".
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Riddle: If a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof, which side will the egg fall?
Answer: Rooster’s don’t lay eggs. Hen’s do.
Riddle: How do you send Easter Cards?
Answer: By hare mail!
Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A Shamrock!
Riddle: Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer: It was a little chicken!
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