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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

I scream, 

You scream,

We all scream. 

For what?

Answer:

Ice cream.

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

What chins are never shaved?

Answer:

Sea Urchins.

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Riddle:

Why is a bubble like a bruise?

Answer:

Because it comes from a blow.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Three matches are sitting on a table. Without adding another make for three matches four. You are not allowed to break any of the matches.

Answer:

Shape the 3 matches into a romanumeral four.

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