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Riddle:

How does a robot shave?

Answer:

With a laser blade.

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Riddle:

How was the robot gorilla fixed?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?

Answer:

A chicken that plucks itself.

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Riddle:

A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What 3 common songs have the same meleody?

Answer:

Baa Baa Black Sheep
twinkle twinkle litle star
and the Alphabet song! wow kid songs

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Riddle:

What have eyes but cannot see?

Answer:

Potatoes.

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