A Funny Blonde Joke And Riddle
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" says the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies.How did the blonde die?
"You can't! I'll die!" says the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies.How did the blonde die?
Answer: When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".
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