Riddle: A depressed man was about to jump out of the window of his apartmant. Suddenly, the phone rang. The man Sreamed,"Nooooo!" but it was too late. Why did he scream No?
Answer: He was the last man on Earth, so therefore he decided to commit suicide. However, when the phone rang, he relized he wasn't the last man on Earth but he was too late to answer the phone.