Riddle: Billy was an orphan. His owners did their best to find him a good home to live in. Billy couldn't read, so they made a collar for him stating his name and destination. The railroad workers did their best to get him there but Billy never made it to his home in the end. Why?
Answer: Billy was a goat, and he ate the collar with the name and destination so despite the railroad workers best efforts, they could not get him to cough it up.