Panda Habits
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: A panda walks into a diner. He orders a salad and, minding his own business, peacefully enjoys his meal. When he finished, he quietly stood up, drew a pistol, and walked toward the door. The outraged manager called after the panda, demanding an explanation for his behavior. The panda simply replied, "It's in my nature," then left the diner. What did he mean?
Answer: The baffled manager then went to the library and looked up "panda" in the encyclopedia. He read, "Eats shoots and leaves."
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