Riddle: Pretend you are a bus driver. At your first stop a goth kid, a lawer, and a mother with her baby get on, at the next stop a judge, a kid and his dad going to a baseball game get on, at the third stop a skater, a golfer, and a football player get on. They all get off at the fourth stop. Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Answer: Whatever color eyes you have, you're the bus driver, remember?