Riddle: A man lives on the tenth floor of a ten story apartment. He gos to the 1st floor in the elevator every day so he can leave for work. When he gets back, on his way to his apartment, he gos to the third floor in the elevator, but walks up the stairs the rest of the way. On days when it's raining, he gos strait to the tenth floor in the elevator. Why?
Answer: This person is a midget. He can only reach the third floor button, but on days that it's raining, he can press the tenth floor botton with his umbrella.