Riddle: A professional football player was playing football at a picnic on a Saturday. While playing he broke his ribs, broke his thighs, busted his lip, and busted his ears. Despite this, he started and played in his next professional football that next day. How is this possible?
Answer: The famous football player accidentally knocked over his plate while playing football at the picnic. He was eating ribs, pig lips, pig ears, and chicken thighs. After knocking his plate over, he busted his pig lips, busted his pig ears, broke his chicken thighs, and broke his ribs. He was still able to play because these injuries were not body injuries. They was just food on a plate that was knocked over