Riddle: there is a guy who lives on the 11th floor of an apartment and rides the eleveator everyday. everyday he gets off on the 7th floor and walks the rest of the way. he is not a health freak, nor trying to lose weight, and the elevator will go up to the 11th floor. only on rainy days does he ride the elevator all the way to the 11th floor. why is it that only on rainy days does he do this?
Answer: because he is a midget and he cannot reach the 11th floor button. but on rainy days he has an umbrella and uses it as a stick to reach the button. hehe.