A man walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of seagull, takes 1 bit walks out of the restaurant and kills himself. Why? (there is a reasonable answer but with out asking me any questions i don't think it would be posible to figure out) *
Hint: The seagull was made perfectly it was not poisonus.
The amn was a Fisherman. One day a while ago his boat crashed. 3 of the men he was fishing with died. Him and some other men were stranded on an island. There were only seagulls on the island. the dead bodies floated to the island they were stuck on. One man wanted to eat the dead bodies because the seagulls were to hard to catch. But no one else would so 1 day the guy who wanted to eat the bodies said he was going to catch some seagulls. that night for dinner he cut up the bodies and told everyone else that it was seagull meat.
A while after they were recued from the island the man found the restaurant that surved seagull he had liked it the time he hasd it on the island. When he put the seagull in his mouth it tasted different then he remembered. after a while he relized he had eaten some of his best friends on that island. He ran outside and killed himself because he felt so bad.